Top ten reasons to date an EMT
10 Reasons to Date an EMT
..10) We are used to staying up all night.
..09) we are great with multiple partners.
..08) We are experts in Mouth to Mouth.
..07) we are the quickest in rapid clothing removal.
..06) We arrive with our own multi-positional bed.
..05) We'd shock the socks off you.
..04) We always come when we are called.
..03) We are prepared for any rhythm.
..02) We are already familiar with Latex.
..01) We are available Anytime, Anywhere, Anyway you need us!!.
..10) We are used to staying up all night.
..09) we are great with multiple partners.
..08) We are experts in Mouth to Mouth.
..07) we are the quickest in rapid clothing removal.
..06) We arrive with our own multi-positional bed.
..05) We'd shock the socks off you.
..04) We always come when we are called.
..03) We are prepared for any rhythm.
..02) We are already familiar with Latex.
..01) We are available Anytime, Anywhere, Anyway you need us!!.
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Comment by Dale Ingle on March 29, 2009 at 11:44am -
could not have said it any better.
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Comment by Mitch Armstrong on March 26, 2009 at 4:23pm -
haha!!
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Comment by Todd Brewer on March 15, 2009 at 3:39pm -
EMS = Earn Money sleeping
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Comment by ~~Michele~~ on March 3, 2009 at 10:03pm -
good one!
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Comment by Shannon Campbell on March 3, 2009 at 9:19pm -
I had to share that one :D
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Comment by Collin on February 28, 2009 at 3:49pm -
lol
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Comment by Deri on February 19, 2009 at 9:34am -
Super awesome...i love it.
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Comment by sarah schmidt on February 16, 2009 at 6:25pm -
that is great.
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